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8 December 2009

Funny and interesting status messages on Twitter and Facebook

Just took the batteries out of my smoke detector to use in my TV remote control...

Sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette
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Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
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My goal is to stop drinking, smoking and swearing, holy#$#% my cigarette just fell into my wine
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The neighbor's kids are named Titus and Judah. Either the couple is Greek, or they smoke ALOT of dope.
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Just took the batteries out of my smoke detector to use in my TV remote control. Dont judge me...It's Sunday.
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My mate is having a birthday soon. He doesn't drink,smoke or cheat on his girlfriend. I dont know how the hell we're going to celebrate it!
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Eyeliner. Diesel Jeans. Cigarettes. Vodka.
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Less sleep, more dance, romantic novels, too many cigarettes, tiny furniture...that's me.
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parties, new clothes, alcohol, smell of cigarettes, kisses and hugs
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Coffee, cigarettes, broken teeth and busted dreams, confessionals, apologies, simple tunes and soft harmonies,
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Avid fan of bubblegum cigarettes, and ghost stories.
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Cigarettes make the sun come up. Whiskey makes the sun go down
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I like tofu, baby seals, and the smell of cigarettes after the rain. Happiness is life.
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I drink too much coffee, smoke too many cigarettes, and swear too much. Deal with it. =]
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No wonder I'm looking thin, When all that I live on is orangeade and cigarettes
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Why are you sleeping in tomorrow's world? Why are you dancing when you could be alone? Baby, choking on cigarettes won't get you home...
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Coffee & cigarettes. I write songs and sing them to my cat.
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And we'll be laughing about how we use to smoke all those stupid little cigarettes and drink stupid wine cause it's what we needed to have a good time
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I've got a mind like a diamond and I know what's best. I've got shoes that cut, and eyes that burn like cigarettes.
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I hug trees and speak in random cat noises. I'm addicted to cigarettes and love my G1.

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